The owlish-looking Andrey Arshavin has signed for Arsenal! He will wear the legendary no. 23 shirt, since the even more legendary no. 10 is with crybaby Gallas (what on earth is a centreback doing wearing a no. 10 behind his back). bbqchickenwings, being a lifelong Arsenal fan, seriously hopes that Mr. Owl can kickstart Arsenal's fight for the title 4th place in the league. Though bbqchickenwings do not like the Owl's money-face attitude and all the whining about every other club other than his old club being his dream club, a new signing is better than no signing at all.
What wrong can happen? Senor Wenger will probably decide to drop Nasri and keep Arshavin on the left and Eboue on the right. Then our new signing will not feel like a new signing then. Why does Wenger persist with Eboue? bbqchickenwings proposes this theory.
Wenger is gay with Emmanuel Petit when Petit was at Arsenal. Thats why he is very sensitive to the name Emmanuel and players with this name always have a special place in Wenger's heart. That explains why Emmanuel Adebayor and Emmanuel Eboue are never dropped from the squad. And we also have upcoming youngsters Emmanuel Frimpong and Jay Emmanuel Thomas, making Arsenal the most Emmanuelly, Emmanuellable Emmanuel Club? Which other club is so Emmanuelly unique? So if you want to be picked up by Wenger and Arsenal FC, its time to change your name.
Yours emmanuelly,
Emmanuel bbqchickenwings
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