Something more yummy than bbq chicken wings

Saw this dish being featured by International Herald Tribune. Made by 2 guys from BBQAddicts.com, this dish is now slowly becoming famous, attracting almost 400, 000 views since 2 days before Christmas. This dish is called Bacon Explosion. This bacon cum Italian sausage dish will never be found in Israel. All the Jews and Muslims and vegans can never appreciate how heavenly this dish will taste. I wonder whether it can be found in Singapore though. It is now a new resolution to try this dish in 2009. Hey Mrs Wings, when you finally buy your oven (which I hope is before I go back home), please try to prepare this dish for me. Beats eating bbq chicken wings anytime. You know right, the way to a man's heart is through the stomach. Let me teach you how to make it.

Step 1. Get the ingredients.

1 kg thick cut bacon
1 kg Italian sausage
1 jar of barbeque sauce
1 jar of barbeque rub

Step 2. Create a 5 by 5 bacon weave. Make sure the weaving is tight and the final shape is a square so that it will be nice to work with. 

Step 3. Add some BBQ seasoning. I think some black pepper or bbq powder will do very well. 

Step 4. Add the Italian sausage on top of the weave. Press it down tight and make sure that the thickness is even. If you don't like Italian sausage, swop it for something else. 

Step 5. Add more bacon! This time fry the remaining bacon, cut them and throw them on top of the Italian sausages. I don't want bacon that is too 焦, just a little bit and mainly must still remain crispy. 

Step 6. Time for the sauce. Add some bbq sauce. I prefer Char Siew sauce though. 

Step 7.  Roll up the layer of italian sausage, leaving the weave of initial bacon untouched. Minimize the air inside and once the sausage is rolled up, pinch up the seams and the sides. 

Step 8. Wrap up the sausage roll with the weave. 

Step 9. Sprinkle more seasoning. And place it in the oven (since we won't have a smoker) at 225 degrees C for 1 hour, maybe 2. This one need to try and error lol. 

Step 10. Take out and enjoy looking at the masterpiece. 

Step 11. Add some sauce or honey to get a glossy look. 

Step 12. Cut up like poh piah and eat. For now, I shall just imagine how it will taste like.

Step 13. Call 995 for an ambulance. Artery blocked by all the sinful fats. Need angioplasty. I hope the heart stents work fine.